#kiof incorrect quotes

[kissofquotes]

Natty: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Julie: You are my reward.

*meanwhile*

Belle: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Haneul: True, you can be really difficult at times.

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Julie: What did Frosty the Snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die?

Belle: Isn't that all anyone ever does, really?

[hinge]

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[kissofquotes]

Belle: It’s just that lollipop sticks last longer than the head, even if they’re less flavorful. I’m thinking of paper sticks, because you can peel off the layers with your teeth or leave it there until they fall off naturally, but plastic sticks can be chewed on too or left sticking out like a cigarette. Paper straws can be eaten layer by layer over time though, so they have the edge.

Natty, bored: Can’t we just leave while they’re distracted?

Haneul, genuinely interested: But what about wooden sticks?

Natty: I hate you.

[kissofquotes]

Belle: What goes up but never comes down?

Julie: The amount of stress you're bringing this group

[kissofquotes]

Julie: They made Belle cry!

Natty: Belle always cries!

Belle: That's not true! *cries*

[kissofquotes]

Belle: There's no way she even likes me.

Haneul: Don't say that, Natty would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.

Belle: Natty threw herself in front of a moving car for an MV!

[hinge]

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[kissofquotes]

Belle: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Haneul:

Belle: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Haneul: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my M&Ms.

[kissofquotes]

Belle, texting Julie: *sends a voice message*

Julie, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Belle: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Julie: *presses play*

Belle's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

[kissofquotes]

Julie: The joy of hanging out with Belle. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and they bite the tip of a marker off.

[kissofquotes]

Belle: Julie? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.

Julie: I'll stop twice on the way back.

[hinge]

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[kissofquotes]

Julie: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Natty: *crouches down*

Haneul: *kneels down*

Belle: *sits on the floor*

Julie:

Julie: I hate all of you.

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Haneul: MANAGER IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE!

Haneul: BELLE! IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED, THROW IT AWAY, IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW!

Haneul: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

[kissofquotes]

Belle: Amazing! Haneul, you're just like Sherlock Homeless!

Haneul: IT'S HOLMES!

[kissofquotes]

Belle: Are pigeons drones?

Natty: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.

Belle: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!

Natty: *Crying* Please let me sleep...

[kissofquotes]

Julie: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Belle: We have three, actually!

Natty: Pick your favorite.

[kissofquotes]

Haneul, texting Belle: Hey do you like anyone?

Belle: Yeah you

Haneul: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends

Belle: *Yeah, you?

Haneul: Oh haha sorry lol

Belle: *dies inside*